Bandit on the loose!!!!!!!!!

There is a bandit on the loose- our house has been hit hard. We noticed the quiet first, the peaceful sound of zuchini frying was the only noise to be heard. Then we saw the glistening on the bandits hands and knew we had been hit. This bandit was no rookie- she had gone after the good stuff. Normal hand cream would not suffice- the thick, goopy burt's bee's hand salve was her weapon of choice. We moved quick but the bandit is fast. All we were left with was the half empy tin and some shiny cabinets and floor. We figured the bandit would slow down- we noticed a book in her hand. Then, the eerie quiet returned and we knew the bandit was back. First we heard the splashing, than noticed Kaine running for cover- we didnt want to turn the corner. When we heard the squels of delight- we knew the bandit was back for sure. Covered in dog water- anyone with a dog knows that it is a complicated mix of water, salavia, food and unkown substances- and throwing dog food around is how we found the bandit. She moved fast but this was no time for us to give up. We had a floor to save!!!! All I heard was water- going- on- my - clean-floor!!!!! I undressed the bandit- to her dismay - and she was on her way. We were left with a wet mess. Kaine needed to immediately began eating which enticed the bandit to return- they both were shooed off with a stern warning! Here is all the info we have- protect yourselves!!!



Bandit Description: About 3 ft, 25 lbs, curly brown hair, big green eyes, cute "baby" face, wearing just a diaper



***Special warning to the grandma's - don't be fooled by her sweet smile!!!!*******